WHAT IS BITCOIN?

What is Bitcoin? All Brooke Marks wanted was pizza, but Bree Essrig wanted more info on cryptocurrency, so my Google Spiders have to go to work.

Bitcoin is a distributed peer-to-peer payment system AND a currency, AND somehow has nothing to do with Iggy Azalea featuring Charlie XCX, which Bree respectively finds to be amazing, ingenious, and hard-to-understand.